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Steve NordRunner Jan 2023 8:09pm, 19 Jan 2023 2,567 posts	0 Steve NordRunner … six point oh eight of them ask the driver if it would be ok to take the square route.
Sigh Jan 2023 7:40pm, 20 Jan 2023 18,795 posts	0 Sigh
Treborstreet Jan 2023 10:00pm, 21 Jan 2023 170 posts	0 Treborstreet In Town today I saw the lead singer of Showaddywaddy in Lakeland with his Wife looking for a frying pan, “which one shall we buy?” she asked, he replied “Let’s go for a little wok”…. I’ll get my coat.
Mushroom Jan 2023 8:56am, 22 Jan 2023 2,623 posts	0 Mushroom "Under the Moulinex.." ?
Treborstreet Jan 2023 11:44am, 22 Jan 2023 171 posts	0 Treborstreet Mushroom Tres bien, tres bien!
Red Squirrel Jan 2023 4:29pm, 22 Jan 2023 22,694 posts	0 Red Squirrel That record was No 1 with a Nutribullet
Pothunter Jan 2023 5:28pm, 22 Jan 2023 7,253 posts	0 Pothunter I was busy in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” I said “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
Mountkeen Jan 2023 1:04pm, 23 Jan 2023 509 posts	0 Mountkeen I went to a pub yesterday evening and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code because I needed to check a message. "Oh no" he said, "No wifi in here, people used to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub." "You know what?" I replied, "You're right" and I put my phone away. "Thank you", the landlord said "In this pub I want you to act as you would twenty years ago". So I lit a cigarette and gave him 50p for the pint.
Jock Itch Jan 2023 8:25pm, 23 Jan 2023 13,820 posts	0 Jock Itch Some friends are holding a joint party for the Chinese New Year and Burns Night called ‘Chinese-Burns Night’ I wasn't keen but they twisted my arm...
Stander Jan 2023 8:04am, 24 Jan 2023 71 posts	0 Stander When I was young I was poor. But now after years of hard work and sacrifice I am no longer young.