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Jan 2023
6:50pm, 13 Jan 2023
21,389 posts
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Chrisity
Backwards
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Jan 2023
8:49pm, 13 Jan 2023
41,622 posts
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Seratonin
Did you hear about the architect who had his house made backwards so that he could make love whilst watching tv?
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Jan 2023
11:09pm, 13 Jan 2023
3,919 posts
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JCB
Did you hear about the architect who had his house made backwards so that he could make love whilst watching tv?
I heard it was a bit of a let down.
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Jan 2023
8:31am, 17 Jan 2023
69 posts
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Stander
I asked my missus if I was the only one she had slept with before we got married.
She said yes, The others were all an eight or nine.
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Jan 2023
3:29pm, 17 Jan 2023
13,818 posts
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Jock Itch
Mate of mine just called me really upset. He just found out his grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Seems his Nan is taking it pretty hard.
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Jan 2023
3:35pm, 17 Jan 2023
58,078 posts
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Derby Tup
Mate of mine just called me to say he was really struggling to swallow his Viagra. Thankfully his only side-effect is a stiff neck
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Jan 2023
6:20pm, 17 Jan 2023
75,938 posts
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Diogenes
The man who invented digital broadcasting will finally got married tomorrow.
The promised service is several years late, but the reception will be delayed by a few seconds only.
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Jan 2023
2:34pm, 18 Jan 2023
70 posts
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Stander
A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them to college.
"I'm paying for your tuition because I want to make sure you get a good education. You don't owe me anything for that. But I also want you to work hard, so I'm asking you now, to each put £1,000 into my coffin when I die."
His sons became a doctor, a pilot and a lawyer, each successful financially. When their father died and they saw him in the coffin, they remembered his wish.
First, the doctor stacked 10 crisp £100 notes onto the chest of the deceased.
Next, the pilot placed £1,000 there in 20 crisp £50 bills.
Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He slowly reached into his pocket, removed his checkbook, wrote a check for £3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the £2,000 cash.
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Jan 2023
10:19am, 19 Jan 2023
508 posts
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Mountkeen
Some friends of mine are organising a joint Chinese New Year celebration and Burn’s Night supper - they’re calling it Chinese Burns Night.
I don’t want to go but they’re twisting my arm …
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Jan 2023
11:17am, 19 Jan 2023
13,819 posts
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Jock Itch
How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?
They carry the one.
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