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Jan 2023
8:33am, 10 Jan 2023
6,897 posts
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um
^^
She could have explained more, but I only paid for the condensed version.
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Jan 2023
8:56am, 10 Jan 2023
1,738 posts
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AndyS
I just joined the reincarnation society. It was very expensive - but I figure you only live once.
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Jan 2023
2:22pm, 11 Jan 2023
2,404 posts
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TnoP
I don't believe in reincarnation. And I didn't when I was a frog either
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Jan 2023
2:33pm, 11 Jan 2023
5,211 posts
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Groundhog
Running Crackers (pick you favourite  or Well OK, probably not):
How did the Robot break the 400m world record? There was short circuit!
What running race are hens eggcellent at? The Re-lay!
Why did the cat race through the supermarket? It enjoyed lapping the milk!
What do you call Cardi B on a treadmill? Cardi O!
What do you call a free treadmill? Outdoors!
Who lost the vegetable race? The tomato - it was always playing ketchup!
Did you hear about the steeplechase runner who had a fear of the water jump?He’s slowly getting over it?
Why did the Marathon runner give up? He couldn’t suffer the agony of de-feet!
Why was the marathon runner put in prison? For resisting a-rest!
Where does the Helsinki Marathon end?At the Finnish line!
Did you hear about the fish that entered a marathon? It did it for the halibut!
Why was the DJ disqualified from the 100m? He kept changing tracks!
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Jan 2023
3:18pm, 11 Jan 2023
1,742 posts
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AndyS
I've just swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles - my next trip the the bathroom may spell disaster.
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Jan 2023
3:46pm, 11 Jan 2023
2,538 posts
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Steve NordRunner
Be careful how you get thereI've just swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles - my next trip the the bathroom may spell disaster.
… my advice is to squeeze your cheeks together and wordle.
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Jan 2023
4:13pm, 11 Jan 2023
66 posts
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Stander
Channel 4 TV.
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your recent letter proposing your wife as a prospective contestant in our new upcoming quiz show.
Whilst thanking you for your interest, it should be noted that the actual title of the show is "Fact Hunt"
Yours sincerely.
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Jan 2023
6:38am, 13 Jan 2023
67 posts
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Stander
I just asked the woman in Waterstones if Harry’s book is available to download.
She said “Do you want the pdf file?”
I replied “No, that’s his uncle”.
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Jan 2023
12:11pm, 13 Jan 2023
68 posts
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Stander
Hyphenated
Non-Hyphenated
The irony
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Jan 2023
5:45pm, 13 Jan 2023
1,749 posts
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AndyS
See also: Monosyllabic.
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