Joke of the day........

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Fenland Flier Jan 2023 1:58pm, 9 Jan 2023 7,996 posts	0 Fenland Flier I hope they repelled any criticism.
Muttley Jan 2023 2:02pm, 9 Jan 2023 2,170 posts	0 Muttley I went to see an Elbow tribute band. They were called Arse. I couldn't tell the difference.
Nellers Jan 2023 2:50pm, 9 Jan 2023 40,206 posts	0 Nellers Placebo. Just a Cure cover band.
Derby Tup Jan 2023 3:53pm, 9 Jan 2023 57,964 posts	0 Derby Tup Placebo. Better than the Cure
z1000jeff Jan 2023 3:57pm, 9 Jan 2023 4,155 posts	0 z1000jeff The placebo is better than the cure ? Don't think I've heard that one before DT 🤭
Derby Tup Jan 2023 4:00pm, 9 Jan 2023 57,966 posts	0 Derby Tup I’ve cocked up I went to see a Cure tribute act recently called Prevention. They were better than the Cure
mr d Jan 2023 10:34pm, 9 Jan 2023 6,157 posts	0 mr d What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono.
mr d Jan 2023 10:37pm, 9 Jan 2023 6,158 posts	0 mr d I was in a band called Dusk - we were on before The Darkness I was also in a band called Rome - we were sacked.
Muttley Jan 2023 10:57pm, 9 Jan 2023 2,171 posts	0 Muttley I was looking forward to seeing the reunion gig by The Jam and Cream. But it was called off because they couldn't decide who should go first.
Dave W Jan 2023 7:43am, 10 Jan 2023 10,107 posts	0 Dave W I visited an astrologer to have my horoscope read and my fortune told. I got quite a shock. Apparently my birth chart revealed that in a future life I was destined to return as a tin of evaporated milk. When I expressed incredulity and asked what that was all about, she explained that it was reincarnation.