Joke of the day........

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Icy Tri Grinch 🇮🇸
What do you call a blind reindeer?

No eye deer
Dec 2022
8:01am, 14 Dec 2022
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Stander
What do you call a legless blind reindeer?

Still no idea
Dec 2022
8:01am, 14 Dec 2022
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Stander
What do you call a legless blind reindeer that's shagging?

Still no fucking idea
Dec 2022
8:02am, 14 Dec 2022
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Grumpy Galloper
What do you call a dead, blind reindeer? Still no idea!
Dec 2022
8:12am, 14 Dec 2022
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Dragon_Reborn
What do skunks use to wrap up their Christmas presents?

They use smello tape
Dec 2022
8:17am, 14 Dec 2022
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Llamadance
Two birds sitting on a perch - one turns to the other and says, "can you smell fish?"
Dec 2022
8:25am, 14 Dec 2022
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oldbiddy
Why did Ebenezer Scrooge stop his car ?

To let the ghost of Christmas past.
Dec 2022
8:40am, 14 Dec 2022
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markgall
This is a great thread. Tried to video call Mary and Joseph to tell them about it as they have a brilliant sense of humour, but there was no zoom at the inn.
Dec 2022
8:46am, 14 Dec 2022
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Yorkshire Pie
What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?

It must have reindeer!
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Dec 2022
8:46am, 14 Dec 2022
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um
What do you call a legless blind reindeer sitting next to a hole in the ground?

Well? Still no idea

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