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Pegg
Pegg
Dec 2022
9:37am, 14 Dec 2022
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Pegg
What do you call a magician who’s lost his magic?

Ian.
Hark the Herald Angels Synge ♫
Hark the Herald Angels Synge ♫
Dec 2022
9:41am, 14 Dec 2022
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Hark the Herald Angels Synge ♫
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly-Davidson.
Angus Clydesdale
Angus Clydesdale
Dec 2022
9:46am, 14 Dec 2022
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Angus Clydesdale
Why did the banana go to the Doctor’s?

It wasn’t peeling very well…
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:10am, 14 Dec 2022
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GordonG
My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. He didn’t actually say those words but I could tell that's what he was thinking!
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:11am, 14 Dec 2022
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GordonG
I went into the pet shop and asked "can I buy a gold fish?". The shopkeeper asked "Do you want an aquarium?" I said "I don't care what star sign it is
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:12am, 14 Dec 2022
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GordonG
bloody polls. come over here, taking our opinions...
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:13am, 14 Dec 2022
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GordonG
I went for a bite to eat at a really upmarket burger van last night..... It had 2 Michelin tyres
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:14am, 14 Dec 2022
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GordonG
The RAC have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing, 24 hours supply of food and drinks, de-icer, rock-salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads. I felt such an idiot on the bus.
Maclennane
Maclennane
Dec 2022
10:15am, 14 Dec 2022
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Maclennane
"holy infant, so tender and mild" implies the existant of a cursed infant, so chewy and spicy
RunnyRunRun
RunnyRunRun
Dec 2022
10:17am, 14 Dec 2022
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RunnyRunRun
Do you know what a wizard is?

...it's a wittle weptile!

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