Joke of the day........

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Mr. K. Dec 2022 10:36am, 14 Dec 2022 3,765 posts	0 Mr. K. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
Boycie Dec 2022 10:58am, 14 Dec 2022 3,126 posts	0 Boycie What happened when Santa went speed dating? He pulled a cracker... I'll get me coat
Merry Fizzmas :-) Dec 2022 11:02am, 14 Dec 2022 7,672 posts	0 Merry Fizzmas :-) What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it man.
Nearly Last Dec 2022 11:12am, 14 Dec 2022 4 posts	0 Nearly Last My friend asked if I put the Christmas tree up myself. I said, 'No, it's in the living room'.
The Terminator Dec 2022 11:14am, 14 Dec 2022 9,052 posts	0 The Terminator Hedgehogs, why don't they just share?
Autumnleaves Dec 2022 11:18am, 14 Dec 2022 18,733 posts	0 Autumnleaves Why was Sir Paul McCartney pulled out of the London Marathon? He was banned on the run...
Stander Dec 2022 11:42am, 14 Dec 2022 56 posts	0 Stander Be careful everyone at Christmas. People are drinking and letting their wives drive instead.
Hark the Herald Angels Synge ♫ Dec 2022 11:46am, 14 Dec 2022 47,337 posts	0 Hark the Herald Angels Synge ♫ A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. “A sore knee?” the doctor said. “Have you tried icing it?”
dacecain Dec 2022 12:55pm, 14 Dec 2022 94 posts	0 dacecain How does a pilot get the plane in the air? Heathrow.
Ocelot Spleens Dec 2022 1:27pm, 14 Dec 2022 35,710 posts	0 Ocelot Spleens N V B K I T H E K L O P F I N V E N T O R Z S F O F T H E E F G H J I O L P L Y Q W O R D S E A R C H H A S J P O D I E D G W