Joke of the day........

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Lemmy Dec 2022 2:49pm, 14 Dec 2022 191 posts	0 Lemmy Got sacked from the Waltzers, Big Dipper and Ferris Wheel… Funfair dismissal…
rohohoflaherty 🎅 Dec 2022 3:31pm, 14 Dec 2022 256 posts	0 rohohoflaherty 🎅 What kind of cars to elves drive? Toy-ota or an Elfa-romeo!
Perry Dec 2022 4:14pm, 14 Dec 2022 44 posts	0 Perry Heard Dave got sacked from the butchers for putting his d*ck in the bacon slicer. Oh My God, what did they do with the bacon slicer? She got sacked as well!!
Jock Itch Dec 2022 4:19pm, 14 Dec 2022 13,804 posts	0 Jock Itch I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent.'
FML Dec 2022 5:54pm, 14 Dec 2022 11,240 posts	0 FML Did you hear that Tesco is giving away dead batteries for Christmas? They are free of charge!
quimby Dec 2022 6:27pm, 14 Dec 2022 5,976 posts	0 quimby A priest, a pastor and a rabbit went to give blood. The rabbit went first, and the nurse asked him "What's your blood type?" The rabbit said "I think I'm a type O."
Totriornottotri Dec 2022 6:43pm, 14 Dec 2022 2,606 posts	0 Totriornottotri Me: What’s the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3. Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
Treborstreet Dec 2022 6:48pm, 14 Dec 2022 163 posts	0 Treborstreet I’ve just started the Adam Ant diet - don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever.
mr d Dec 2022 7:31pm, 14 Dec 2022 6,085 posts	0 mr d The quietest Christmas I remember was when my mum accidentally put temazepam on the cake.
Festive Flier Dec 2022 8:54pm, 14 Dec 2022 7,760 posts	0 Festive Flier What breed of cow best suits this cold weather? A Friesian.