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DingDocMerrily
DingDocMerrily
Dec 2022
6:19pm, 20 Dec 2022
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A man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” the doctor replied: “It’s OK, I’ll give you some cream for that.”
DingDocMerrily
DingDocMerrily
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6:19pm, 20 Dec 2022
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A man goes to see his Doctor and says: “Doctor I have a lettuce stuck in my bottom.” The Doctor takes a look and replies: “That’s only the tip of the iceberg.
DingDocMerrily
DingDocMerrily
Dec 2022
9:48pm, 20 Dec 2022
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DingDocMerrily
I once played as a pantomime horse along with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He was very insistent that I was at the front...
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:54am, 21 Dec 2022
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This Thursday night we're going to clap for the energy companies instead of paying them. After all, the tories thought that was ok for nurses.
GordonG
GordonG
Dec 2022
10:57am, 21 Dec 2022
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a friend of mine says he's going to eat nothing but biscuits, chocolate, syrup and marshmallows. He thinks it's a good diet but i reckon it's a rocky road.
No.12
No.12
Dec 2022
1:01pm, 21 Dec 2022
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(hmm, not an Arnie fan as such, so what am I am missing in Docs joke?)
jda
jda
Dec 2022
1:08pm, 21 Dec 2022
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jda
"Come with me if you want to live"

:-)
richmachristmas
richmachristmas
Dec 2022
1:27pm, 21 Dec 2022
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richmachristmas
^ lol

"You be front, "I'll be....."
Badger
Badger
Dec 2022
1:28pm, 21 Dec 2022
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Badger
^ genius, jda :)
No.12
No.12
Dec 2022
5:35pm, 21 Dec 2022
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No.12
(Doh!, I see it now..)

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