Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Jan 2023 4:37pm, 1 Jan 2023 13,811 posts	0 Jock Itch Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.
Diogenes Jan 2023 6:45pm, 1 Jan 2023 75,514 posts	0 Diogenes I saw a fish with a chainsaw in the woods. I think it must have been a tree sturgeon.
Red Squirrel Jan 2023 6:58pm, 1 Jan 2023 22,648 posts	0 Red Squirrel That’s a cracker (joke)
Treborstreet Jan 2023 9:53am, 2 Jan 2023 168 posts	0 Treborstreet Just had a dream about the Roman Numerals 5, 4, 1 and 500. It was VIVID.
Nord SledRunner 🛷 Jan 2023 4:51pm, 2 Jan 2023 2,502 posts	0 Nord SledRunner 🛷 I had a scouse friend who couldn't count in latin. What a 504.
Muttley Jan 2023 4:55pm, 2 Jan 2023 2,147 posts	0 Muttley I was at a Latin convention once. The guy on the door asked me to show my ID. I said, show my 499 what?
Seratonin Jan 2023 9:05pm, 2 Jan 2023 41,497 posts	0 Seratonin Unlike Billy Bunter I didn't do Latin at school so the above two jokes are completely over my head 😄
Jock Itch Jan 2023 9:46pm, 2 Jan 2023 13,812 posts	0 Jock Itch Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
Muttley Jan 2023 9:46am, 3 Jan 2023 2,149 posts	0 Muttley For anyone who didn't do Latin at school: "In loco parentis" does not mean "my dad's an engine driver."
Nord SledRunner 🛷 Jan 2023 9:51am, 3 Jan 2023 2,507 posts	0 Nord SledRunner 🛷 Billy Bunter was proud never to get a C in Latin.