Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Jan 2023 7:29pm, 3 Jan 2023 13,813 posts	0 Jock Itch After kissing my girlfriend on the sofa she said “let’s take this upstairs”. “Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”.
Derby Tup Jan 2023 7:36pm, 3 Jan 2023 57,866 posts	0 Derby Tup The news was on the radio the other evening and the presenter said that it was a rare occurrence tonight that all the planets in the solar system were visible, but for the lesser two, Pluto and Uranus, you’d need a telescope. I was amazed to hear that telescopes could see round corners
JCB Jan 2023 1:35pm, 4 Jan 2023 3,876 posts	0 JCB What do you call a snake that’s 3.14m long? A py-thon
Mushroom Jan 2023 2:09pm, 4 Jan 2023 2,610 posts	0 Mushroom What about when a second snake joins the first? Is that an adder..?
Muttley Jan 2023 3:19pm, 4 Jan 2023 2,153 posts	0 Muttley Rishi Sunak wants everyone to learn maths, so there'll be no more division in society.
richmac Jan 2023 3:28pm, 4 Jan 2023 20,459 posts	0 richmac How many PM's does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno, light bulbs last longer
Red Squirrel Jan 2023 3:29pm, 4 Jan 2023 22,658 posts	0 Red Squirrel Or more
Surrey Phil Jan 2023 3:34pm, 4 Jan 2023 9,013 posts	0 Surrey Phil Why did the German place two snakes on his windscreen? They were his vipers.
Surrey Phil Jan 2023 3:41pm, 4 Jan 2023 9,014 posts	0 Surrey Phil Did you hear about the guy who was rushed to hospital after drinking too much lager and cider? He was treated for snakebite.
Stander Jan 2023 9:07am, 6 Jan 2023 64 posts	0 Stander