Joke of the day........

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Silent Night Runner Dec 2022 9:21pm, 15 Dec 2022 883 posts	0 Silent Night Runner I wanted to make a joke about the reindeer with an eye injury that I glimpsed in the mirror this morning, but on reflection it's probably a bad idea.
Jason W Dec 2022 9:49pm, 15 Dec 2022 12 posts	0 Jason W Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? Because shiitake too much!
Albert O Balsam Dec 2022 10:29pm, 15 Dec 2022 889 posts	0 Albert O Balsam What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop !
Shortcut Cam Dec 2022 1:12am, 17 Dec 2022 1,664 posts	0 Shortcut Cam Three weeks ago I put my hearing aid in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since
-Monty- Dec 2022 3:27pm, 17 Dec 2022 1,709 posts	0 -Monty- Chuck Norris came into contact with Covid-19. The virus had to self isolate for 2 weeks.
Jock Itch Dec 2022 9:46pm, 18 Dec 2022 13,806 posts	0 Jock Itch Welcome to the plastic surgery addicts group. I see a lot of new faces here today.
Stander Dec 2022 12:05pm, 19 Dec 2022 57 posts	0 Stander Remember back in the day, when your TV wouldn't work, you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
3 Wise Ms Dec 2022 1:09pm, 19 Dec 2022 19,944 posts	0 3 Wise Ms Counting down to [Removed by Moderator], Stander!
XB Dec 2022 6:33pm, 19 Dec 2022 15,551 posts	0 XB I’ve been trying to get an appointment to see my doctor for ages. I finally saw him this morning and showed him the rash on my bollocks. He just ignored me and carried on pushing his trolley around Tesco
The Terminator Dec 2022 7:41pm, 19 Dec 2022 9,054 posts	0 The Terminator A Roman walks into a bar sticks his two fingers up to the barman and says 'five beers please'