Joke of the day........
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Dec 2022
1:28pm, 14 Dec 2022
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Ocelot Spleens
Ridiculous news story just on Sky that The Flintstones has been banned in Dubai. At first I thought it was a religious issue due to an evolution v. creationism type of argument. Yet that doesn’t make any sense, because while the authorities in Dubai don’t let you watch it, Abu Dhabi do.
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Dec 2022
1:29pm, 14 Dec 2022
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Chrisity
Why don't Mr and Mrs Snowman have any children? Snowballs. |
Dec 2022
1:32pm, 14 Dec 2022
First-time poster!!
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Trundle
I can’t tell you how much I regret buying the flat above Lionel Richie.
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Dec 2022
1:37pm, 14 Dec 2022
2 posts
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Trundle
Was out last night and got sprayed by a salt spreading lorry... “Watch out!” I tried to shout through gritted teeth.... |
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Dec 2022
1:39pm, 14 Dec 2022
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Chrisity
Clue in the Times Crossword Get half-hearted supporters descending on church (5) Well it made me snicker. Answer in my blog fetcheveryone.com/blog/2274/2022/12#459244 |
Dec 2022
2:02pm, 14 Dec 2022
7 posts
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Fairy clogs
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star bucks. |
Dec 2022
2:33pm, 14 Dec 2022
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Groundhog
Who do Santa’s helpers call when they’re ill? The National Elf Service!
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Dec 2022
2:34pm, 14 Dec 2022
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Groundhog
What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper!
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Dec 2022
2:36pm, 14 Dec 2022
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Groundhog
Why did Donald Trump continuously add decorations to the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying “moron” to him!
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Dec 2022
2:45pm, 14 Dec 2022
2 posts
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shaunsheep
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know why.
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