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johnsy Dec 2022 9:09am, 14 Dec 2022 29 posts	0 johnsy What's orange and sounds like a parrot? . . . . . . . A carrot.
Brutus Sprouts Make Me Windy Dec 2022 9:13am, 14 Dec 2022 85 posts	0 Brutus Sprouts Make Me Windy I took my new girlfriend on a date to the zoo yesterday, being a bit strapped for cash when we got to the gate I asked if she minded paying for her own ticket. Of course, being a modern woman she agreed and handed over her money to the attendant...which was when I pulled out my 2 for 1 ticket and got in for free 😉
DingDocMerrily Dec 2022 9:13am, 14 Dec 2022 46,864 posts	0 DingDocMerrily Did you hear about the compost tycoon? They say he was filthy rich.
Diogenes Dec 2022 9:16am, 14 Dec 2022 75,047 posts	0 Diogenes Did you hear about the woman who had cosmetic surgery on her bottom so she could become a famous singer? People said it wouldn't work, but now she's Anita Harris.
Kaydeepix Dec 2022 9:26am, 14 Dec 2022 5 posts	0 Kaydeepix What's brown and sticky? - - - - - A stick (hopeless at these!!)
3 Wise Ms Dec 2022 9:27am, 14 Dec 2022 19,912 posts	0 3 Wise Ms Did you know nothing rhymes with orange? . . . . Actually, it doesn't.
fetcheveryone Dec 2022 9:29am, 14 Dec 2022 28,477 posts	0 fetcheveryone What do you do with a wombat? . . . . . . Play Wom.
Foxy Dec 2022 9:33am, 14 Dec 2022 34,326 posts	0 Foxy I had a shelf full of Dusty Springfield stuff but I’ve just sold all my Dusty Springfield Records, CDs, Videos & DVD’s & now I just don’t know what to do with my shelf.
Foxy Dec 2022 9:33am, 14 Dec 2022 34,327 posts	0 Foxy Gonna sell my John Lennon collection on Ebay Imagine all the PayPal !
3 Wise Ms Dec 2022 9:37am, 14 Dec 2022 19,917 posts	0 3 Wise Ms Sean Connery was injured in a freak DIY accident after putting up some wall brackets. He said afterwards "I have only my shelf to blame."