Joke of the day........

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unbazok Dec 2022 6:36am, 14 Dec 2022 11 posts	0 unbazok I tried to catch fog yesterday,....... Mist
Heinzster Dec 2022 6:54am, 14 Dec 2022 2,258 posts	0 Heinzster What's the difference between roast turkey and pea soup? Any fool can roast turkey..
Good King Pothunter Dec 2022 7:16am, 14 Dec 2022 7,057 posts	0 Good King Pothunter I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks. People are saying I’ve got too much time on my hands.
GemmaLouise Dec 2022 7:17am, 14 Dec 2022 48 posts	0 GemmaLouise My daughter's favourite is what do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies
Old Croc Dec 2022 7:19am, 14 Dec 2022 34,414 posts	0 Old Croc What does an occasional table do the rest of the time?
Sporty2010 Dec 2022 7:27am, 14 Dec 2022 119 posts	0 Sporty2010 What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
Sweetie Dec 2022 7:35am, 14 Dec 2022 15,419 posts	0 Sweetie Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
FreshStart Dec 2022 7:47am, 14 Dec 2022 4,890 posts	0 FreshStart What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
The Pin Lady Dec 2022 7:48am, 14 Dec 2022 1,089 posts	0 The Pin Lady Who do find hiding in the pantry at Christmas? A mince spy.
Groundhog Dec 2022 7:56am, 14 Dec 2022 5,083 posts	0 Groundhog Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they pass by a bar. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.” The second guy says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” He goes into the pub and the barman says, “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The barman says, “Ok then, come on in.” The second guy sees this and does the same thing. The barman says, “You can’t come in here with a dog.” He replies, “I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The barman responds, “You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?” The second guy exclaims, “What!? They gave me a Chihuahua?”