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ThorntonRunner Dec 2022 2:44pm, 9 Dec 2022 6,419 posts	0 ThorntonRunner Electric
DingDocMerrily Dec 2022 8:21pm, 9 Dec 2022 46,845 posts	0 DingDocMerrily I used to think chiropractors were a waste of money. But I stand corrected.
DingDocMerrily Dec 2022 8:21pm, 9 Dec 2022 46,846 posts	0 DingDocMerrily Early microphones didn't have a good reputation. They got a lot of bad feedback.
Fields Dec 2022 10:33pm, 9 Dec 2022 7,813 posts	0 Fields If you're feeling chilly during this cold snap you should stand in the corner of the room as it’s usually about 90 degrees there.
Jason1969 Dec 2022 8:10pm, 10 Dec 2022 12,942 posts	0 Jason1969 I bought a George Formby grill. My burgers have turned out nice again.
Sigh Dec 2022 2:30pm, 11 Dec 2022 18,104 posts	0 Sigh
XB Dec 2022 8:04pm, 11 Dec 2022 15,512 posts	0 XB Just about to make my debut as the hero in the eponymous play "Ganglion". I'm a bundle of nerves.
Juuphy Dec 2022 12:17am, 14 Dec 2022 853 posts	0 Juuphy Why did the snowman go to the vegetable patch? To pick their nose
DoricQuine Dec 2022 12:27am, 14 Dec 2022 8,156 posts	0 DoricQuine My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, "I want to get a manatee." "That's very generous," I replied, "no cream, no sugar please hun!"
MaltDrinker Dec 2022 12:33am, 14 Dec 2022 75 posts	0 MaltDrinker What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!