Joke of the day........

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mr d Dec 2022 11:14pm, 5 Dec 2022 6,057 posts	0 mr d Watched the Lion King with my wife the other night and before we started she said, "You've never watched this before, I'll get the tissues." "Don't worry" , I replied, "Lions will make for a challenging wank."
Jock Itch Dec 2022 8:18am, 6 Dec 2022 13,798 posts	0 Jock Itch ^ the ref is doing a reach around....
Jock Itch Dec 2022 8:18am, 6 Dec 2022 13,799 posts	0 Jock Itch ..for his pocket !
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Dec 2022 2:40pm, 6 Dec 2022 19,847 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Seasonal joke time (remember the Christmas Jokes Forum?) fetcheveryone.com/forum/christmas-jokes-58450 Anyway.... A gingerbread man (person ) went to see the doctor. "Doctor, I've got a sore knee." he said. "What do you recommend?" The doctor replied... "Have you tried icing it?"
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Dec 2022 2:41pm, 6 Dec 2022 19,848 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) What do monkey in the forest sing at Christmas? "Jungle bells, jungle bells....."
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Dec 2022 2:44pm, 6 Dec 2022 19,850 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? A. Frostbite!
Diogenes Dec 2022 6:36pm, 6 Dec 2022 74,849 posts	0 Diogenes To many people in Ireland, The Mandalorian is still that fella that had the car factory in Belfast.
Mountkeen Dec 2022 9:44pm, 6 Dec 2022 506 posts	0 Mountkeen The police called to tell me that my wife had an accident and was in hospital. - How is she? I asked - Critical, said the officer. - I thought oh ffs what is she complaining about now!?
57.5 Days of Xmas Dec 2022 10:05am, 7 Dec 2022 10,454 posts	0 57.5 Days of Xmas A snow plough knocked me off my bike last night, I swore at the driver through gritted teeth!
richmac Dec 2022 11:08am, 7 Dec 2022 20,310 posts	0 richmac Big leggys blog reminded me of the corker Love, it's just like a deck of cards Starts with hearts and diamonds.. Ends with clubs and spades.