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geordie the red nosed reindeer
geordie the red nosed reindeer
Dec 2022
12:41am, 14 Dec 2022
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geordie the red nosed reindeer
What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!
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No.12
Dec 2022
5:11am, 14 Dec 2022
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A bought old vinyl record yesterday called ‘Sounds that wasps make’. Got home, put in on the record player and thought ‘this doesn’t sound like sounds that wasps make.’ Then I realised I’d put on the B side.
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No.12
Dec 2022
5:12am, 14 Dec 2022
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I had some of Elvis Costello's Mediterranean Sausage range from Waitrose. It was lovely. I think Olive Salami is here to stay.
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No.12
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5:13am, 14 Dec 2022
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My wife and I watched two Netflix films back to back last night. Fortunately I was the one facing the TV
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No.12
Dec 2022
5:14am, 14 Dec 2022
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If anyone needs copies of Osteopath Weekly, I have back issues.
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No.12
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5:20am, 14 Dec 2022
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My wife thinks I am a bit tight, but I am taking her out for Tea and Biscuits as a treat today. It's quite exciting as it will also be the first time she has given blood.
Oldsy
Oldsy
Dec 2022
5:53am, 14 Dec 2022
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Oldsy
Why did the Baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo!
BarefootEm
BarefootEm
Dec 2022
6:14am, 14 Dec 2022
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BarefootEm
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree?

Christmas chopping!
DavieO
DavieO
Dec 2022
6:25am, 14 Dec 2022
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DavieO
What’s an elf’s favourite type of music?

Wrap.
unbazok
unbazok
Dec 2022
6:34am, 14 Dec 2022
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unbazok
My wife said the other day that I'm immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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