Joke of the day........

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Mushroom Feb 2022 9:20am, 27 Feb 2022 2,190 posts	0 Mushroom [ She seems to be mid way through an Alan B'Stard resurrection tour.. ]
Jock Itch Mar 2022 5:46pm, 1 Mar 2022 13,631 posts	0 Jock Itch I once had a job with the zoo, circumsizing elephants. It didn't pay very much, but the tips were huge.
Seratonin Mar 2022 9:47pm, 1 Mar 2022 37,785 posts	0 Seratonin Were there many drawbacks Jock?
AndyS Mar 2022 4:46pm, 2 Mar 2022 983 posts	0 AndyS The man who invented Tupperware recently died. His funeral has been delayed as they couldn’t find the right lid for his coffin.
Jock Itch Mar 2022 10:06am, 3 Mar 2022 13,632 posts	0 Jock Itch Reminds me of this beauty.... Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store ? Cos he wanted a tight seal.
AndyS Mar 2022 11:04am, 3 Mar 2022 987 posts	0 AndyS Ah, the classics. A penguin has a breakdown, so calls a mechanic. The mechanic turns up, and starts looking on the car. The penguin wanders off to a shop to get a snack. On his return, the mechanic looks up and says "looks like you've blown a seal" The penguin replies, "No, no! I just ate an ice cream"
Groundhog Mar 2022 11:19am, 3 Mar 2022 4,026 posts	0 Groundhog Looking at my NENDY my first two nearest are The Spinney and Feltham, both prisons. The first accessible one for me is Southall, but I quite fancy a trip to Richmond parkrun which is not that much further.
Dvorak Mar 2022 11:43am, 3 Mar 2022 24,825 posts	0 Dvorak (You'll have to explain that one to me, Groundhog.)
richmac Mar 2022 12:16pm, 3 Mar 2022 17,862 posts	0 richmac [that;s either hilarious or the wrong thread]
Muttley Mar 2022 12:25pm, 3 Mar 2022 1,384 posts	0 Muttley Nope, I don't get it either ...