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Joke of the day........

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Nellers Feb 2022 5:34pm, 24 Feb 2022 39,308 posts	0 Nellers
Fields Feb 2022 10:20pm, 24 Feb 2022 3,047 posts	0 Fields Due to the invasion of Ukraine, Aeroflot flights have been banned from crashing in the UK.
JRitchie Feb 2022 8:19am, 25 Feb 2022 2,933 posts	0 JRitchie One for @nellers
Nellers Feb 2022 8:42am, 25 Feb 2022 39,311 posts	0 Nellers Very good JR.
richmac Feb 2022 9:33am, 25 Feb 2022 17,774 posts	0 richmac Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BAXwSXLtos
Jason1969 Feb 2022 3:18pm, 25 Feb 2022 12,914 posts	0 Jason1969 I'm giving up autocorrect for lend.
HappyG(rrr) Feb 2022 3:35pm, 25 Feb 2022 41,610 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) Lol richmac - "I missed the bike ride"! G
57.5 Days of Pain Feb 2022 4:31pm, 25 Feb 2022 8,517 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain Given the Ukraine invasion I'm boycotting Russian dolls. Never liked them anyway, always so full of themselves.
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Feb 2022 9:22pm, 25 Feb 2022 17,585 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) A husband looking through the paper came upon a scientific study that said women use more words than men. Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking so much, he showed her the study results. It read "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000." The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say." The husband said, "What?"
Binks Feb 2022 9:10am, 27 Feb 2022 8,079 posts	0 Binks The uncertainty, the sleep deprivation and the knowledge at any time you may be called into action. Spare a thought for Liz Truss' personal photographer today.