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Mushroom Mar 2022 12:42pm, 3 Mar 2022 2,195 posts	0 Mushroom [Apparently it's got something to do with running. That has no place on Fetch...]
Groundhog Mar 2022 3:43pm, 3 Mar 2022 4,029 posts	0 Groundhog [Oh that's where that post went I didn't think it was controversial enough to be "removed by moderator" ]
57.5 Days of Pain Mar 2022 6:26pm, 3 Mar 2022 8,534 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain [Oh that's where that post went I didn't think it was controversial enough to be "removed by moderator" ] It gave us more laughs than many of the jokes.
Neal Mar 2022 6:59pm, 3 Mar 2022 180 posts	0 Neal Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out. Next day: same again. And again. Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?" "Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary" "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Muttley Mar 2022 10:41pm, 3 Mar 2022 1,385 posts	0 Muttley ^ Good grief, that's an old Soviet joke from the time of Brezhnev!
lammo Mar 2022 8:40am, 4 Mar 2022 11,126 posts	0 lammo Still very relevant
Diogenes Mar 2022 1:35pm, 4 Mar 2022 67,724 posts	0 Diogenes “Dong. Ding dong.” -James Bond’s doorbell
JRitchie Mar 2022 7:30am, 5 Mar 2022 2,947 posts	0 JRitchie I saw a mother hen and her chicks cross the road earlier today. It was poultry in motion.
um Mar 2022 7:57am, 5 Mar 2022 5,846 posts	0 um [ but did you ask her why she was crossing it JR? ]
Muttley Mar 2022 4:33pm, 8 Mar 2022 1,391 posts	0 Muttley There are three things you must never ask. 1. A woman her age. 2. A man his salary. 3. A Ukrainian farmer how he got his SAM system.