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B Rubble
B Rubble
Mar 2022
10:39am, 21 Mar 2022
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B Rubble
Rather than giving our MPs a pay rise, why don't we clap for them instead.
AndyS
AndyS
Mar 2022
1:53pm, 21 Mar 2022
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AndyS
We don't applaud MPs - they're perfectly able to get clap without our help.
AndyS
AndyS
Mar 2022
4:36pm, 23 Mar 2022
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AndyS
A man was admitted to hospital with a golf ball in his rectum.
Apparently, it went up a fairway.
Muttley
Muttley
Mar 2022
10:16pm, 23 Mar 2022
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Muttley
A man presented to his GP with a strawberry lodged in his rectum.

The doctor gave him some cream.
CStar
CStar
Mar 2022
10:24pm, 23 Mar 2022
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CStar
Why did the taunted Mexican push his wife over a cliff.

tequilla mocking bird.
Muttley
Muttley
Mar 2022
8:34am, 24 Mar 2022
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Muttley
The Greater Manchester Constabulary have issued a warrant for the arrest of a well-known drag queen. A spokesman said, "we know he has a Wigan address."
Mushroom
Mushroom
Mar 2022
8:42am, 24 Mar 2022
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Mushroom
Is that a cock and ball story..?
AndyS
AndyS
Mar 2022
1:13pm, 24 Mar 2022
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AndyS
There's sale on medieval torture equipment on the high street!

But hurry - only while stocks last!!
Diogenes
Diogenes
Mar 2022
1:20pm, 24 Mar 2022
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Diogenes
They're always having massive Golf sales around my way, but does anyone know where I can get a little Polo?
Mushroom
Mushroom
Mar 2022
1:25pm, 24 Mar 2022
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Mushroom
I was going to insult someone using paragraph formatting tools.

It would have been entirely justified.

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