Joke of the day........

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McGoohan Mar 2022 8:02pm, 24 Mar 2022 51,124 posts	0 McGoohan Dvorak That's a thing of beauty
JRitchie Mar 2022 5:30pm, 25 Mar 2022 3,008 posts	0 JRitchie I've booked a week's stay at a Lake District forest lodge with hot tubs. My wife loves it when I call her that.
Mushroom Mar 2022 8:57pm, 25 Mar 2022 2,235 posts	0 Mushroom My cloning experiment is finally a success. I'm so excited. In fact, I'm beside myself!
Nellers Mar 2022 9:21pm, 25 Mar 2022 39,355 posts	0 Nellers “I’m tired of being half bike, half motorcycle” he moped.
AndyS Mar 2022 6:05pm, 26 Mar 2022 1,081 posts	0 AndyS I've just seen a car been driven by a sheep in a swimsuit…. It was a lamb bikini.
Jason1969 Mar 2022 8:07pm, 26 Mar 2022 12,917 posts	0 Jason1969 My doctor said he had bad news for me. He said "Your wife thinks my d*ck is bigger than yours." I said "But she doesn't know how to hold a ruler."
Fields Mar 2022 10:23am, 28 Mar 2022 3,740 posts	0 Fields What's that on Chris Rocks face? Fresh Prints
One Thousand Odd Spiders Mar 2022 1:35pm, 28 Mar 2022 1,513 posts	0 One Thousand Odd Spiders How many Freudians does it take to change a lightboob?
Jason1969 Mar 2022 10:06pm, 28 Mar 2022 12,918 posts	0 Jason1969 Will Smith got in one little fight and his mum hot scared...
AndyS Apr 2022 4:40pm, 1 Apr 2022 1,112 posts	0 AndyS A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.