Joke of the day........

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Stander Apr 2022 9:13pm, 15 Apr 2022 21 posts	0 Stander
GordonG Apr 2022 10:19pm, 15 Apr 2022 9,058 posts	0 GordonG It's my wife's birthday next week and she's been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So I've bought her a magazine rack.
wardi Apr 2022 9:19am, 17 Apr 2022 97 posts	0 wardi I phoned my pizza takeaway and said.. 'can you deliver a crusty supreme please'. 20 minutes later Diana Ross turned up.
Mushroom Apr 2022 9:37am, 17 Apr 2022 2,270 posts	0 Mushroom twitter.com
daz1927 Apr 2022 7:30am, 18 Apr 2022 6,045 posts	0 daz1927 I rode my bike to the off licence yesterday and bought a bottle of brandy. When I put it in the basket, I realized that if I fell off the bike the bottle would break. So, I drank the whole bottle right there. It was a wise decision as fell off my bike 3 times on the way home.
daz1927 Apr 2022 8:03am, 18 Apr 2022 6,046 posts	0 daz1927 Gary Nevilles chauffeur will be the first private sector job created by anyone in the labour party for decades.
JRitchie Apr 2022 9:28pm, 18 Apr 2022 3,060 posts	0 JRitchie Hope everyone had a happy Easter.
Groundhog Apr 2022 10:06pm, 18 Apr 2022 4,307 posts	0 Groundhog I did, though self assembly was required
swittle Apr 2022 10:09pm, 18 Apr 2022 85,961 posts	0 swittle
Old Croc Apr 2022 8:39am, 20 Apr 2022 34,220 posts	0 Old Croc Marriage tip: Never ask your wife when dinner will be ready when she is mowing the lawn.