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AndyS Apr 2022 4:40pm, 1 Apr 2022 1,113 posts	0 AndyS iPhones are amazing. They can do 15.8 trillion operations per second, or one small Apple update in about 45 minutes.
XB Apr 2022 5:00pm, 1 Apr 2022 14,357 posts	0 XB My obese parrot died today. It's a weight off my shoulders
AndyS Apr 2022 11:49am, 2 Apr 2022 1,116 posts	0 AndyS I used to be in a band called Books. We never made it - I think we were judged by our covers.
Muttley Apr 2022 12:04pm, 2 Apr 2022 1,437 posts	0 Muttley On a similar note -- Placebo were just a cover band for The Cure.
Mushroom Apr 2022 6:59pm, 2 Apr 2022 2,246 posts	0 Mushroom Following on from Wordle, has anyone tried the new guess the seabird version - gullible?
JRitchie Apr 2022 7:06pm, 2 Apr 2022 3,025 posts	0 JRitchie There is an excellent blog by lordFetch about gullibility today. Anyone check it out?
Sigh Apr 2022 7:55pm, 2 Apr 2022 13,108 posts	0 Sigh A group of chess players checked into a hotel and stood in the lobby talking about their tournament victories. Suddenly the manager came out and asked them to disperse. “But why?” They asked. “Because I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Jock Itch Apr 2022 2:58pm, 3 Apr 2022 13,639 posts	0 Jock Itch I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. “This is Beth." I said, introducing my kid. “And what's Beth short for?" he asked. “Because she’s only three,” I replied.
Jock Itch Apr 2022 9:32pm, 5 Apr 2022 13,641 posts	0 Jock Itch The Beach Boys walk into a bar. “Round?” “Round...” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round...”
AndyS Apr 2022 5:34pm, 6 Apr 2022 1,138 posts	0 AndyS Who'd have thought somebody would get so upset about wearing underwear in the garden. I mean, ok, it wasn't my garden... Or my underwear.