Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Mar 2022 12:28pm, 14 Mar 2022 13,635 posts	0 Jock Itch Anus
richmac Mar 2022 7:14pm, 14 Mar 2022 18,026 posts	0 richmac I used get a lift to work with a mate but it had to stop because it's freak out evety time we went through the underpass. (You know what's coming don't you) Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome
Sigh Mar 2022 5:39pm, 17 Mar 2022 12,807 posts	0 Sigh So, one large oil company have announced that they are going to be producing fuel from insect urine. I think it is B.P.
Jock Itch Mar 2022 9:08pm, 17 Mar 2022 13,636 posts	0 Jock Itch Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Jock Itch Mar 2022 9:10pm, 17 Mar 2022 13,637 posts	0 Jock Itch The lord said to John, “Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and received a toaster.
JRitchie Mar 2022 9:40pm, 17 Mar 2022 2,989 posts	0 JRitchie Why did the Mexican push his wife over a cliff. tequilla (I think that may have been posted before).
Muttley Mar 2022 10:09pm, 17 Mar 2022 1,410 posts	0 Muttley Breaking news. Customs officials in Dover have seized a shipment of 4 star unleaded with a street value of a million pounds. It was concealed inside packages of Venezuelan cocaine.
wardi Mar 2022 8:28am, 18 Mar 2022 96 posts	0 wardi I spent all day yesterday asking people what LGBTQ stands for. No one could give me a straight answer.
Mushroom Mar 2022 8:26am, 19 Mar 2022 2,220 posts	0 Mushroom
Fields Mar 2022 7:38am, 21 Mar 2022 3,603 posts	0 Fields Sushi restaurants often fold their napkins into the shape of a crane. This is because tall buildings are highly valued in Japanese culture. [May not be funny but I thought of it while driving so decided to record it for posterity]