Joke of the day........

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Dooogs Feb 2022 4:30pm, 18 Feb 2022 8,332 posts	0 Dooogs As per HIGFW's Twitter, "As 110mph winds hit the UK, Michael Fabricant’s hair is spotted heading towards Scandinavia."
Jason1969 Feb 2022 1:51pm, 19 Feb 2022 12,913 posts	0 Jason1969 Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Worst Cluedo guess ever.
Fields Feb 2022 8:26pm, 19 Feb 2022 2,925 posts	0 Fields I was in a cafe. I asked for a builder’s tea and a millionaire’s shortbread and they both told me to feck off.
Binks Feb 2022 12:37pm, 20 Feb 2022 8,077 posts	0 Binks The Queen. One of her sons has paid £10m to stop a sexual abuse trial from happening, another son is about to be investigated in a cash for honours scandal. But at least she ends the week on a positive.
dUNKle Feb 2022 9:29am, 21 Feb 2022 76 posts	0 dUNKle The queen is isolating with covid 19 Andrew is isolating with Becky, also 19
Fields Feb 2022 9:43am, 21 Feb 2022 2,941 posts	0 Fields My wife says she loves to be wooed so now whenever we have date night I have to dress up as a ghost.
Jock Itch Feb 2022 7:05pm, 21 Feb 2022 13,629 posts	0 Jock Itch When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party. Now I’m homeless.
AndyS Feb 2022 10:14am, 23 Feb 2022 973 posts	0 AndyS A collapsed on the baggage carousel at Heathrow. Luckily, a doctor was there to treat him - he came around slowly.
Binks Feb 2022 2:16pm, 23 Feb 2022 8,078 posts	0 Binks HISTORICAL FACT: Henry VIII’s second wife, Anne Boleyn was tried and found guilty of treason. However, her brother Wom was found not guilty so went free.
Jock Itch Feb 2022 7:29am, 24 Feb 2022 13,630 posts	0 Jock Itch I poured Domestos over the vicar yesterday... I've just been arrested for a bleach of the priest.