Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Feb 2022 7:00pm, 11 Feb 2022 13,627 posts	0 Jock Itch Went to the doctor's today, he told me I was going deaf. That news was hard for me to hear.
No.12 Feb 2022 7:44pm, 11 Feb 2022 3,387 posts	0 No.12 I am raising some money for an eczema charity. Does anyone want to buy some scratch cards?
Sigh Feb 2022 8:19pm, 11 Feb 2022 11,495 posts	0 Sigh I have a step ladder. I never met my real ladder.
AndyS Feb 2022 10:10pm, 11 Feb 2022 934 posts	0 AndyS Nature is truly amazing. Did you know that the blue whale is so large, that if you put it end to end on a football pitch - the match would be cancelled.
Jock Itch Feb 2022 10:33pm, 11 Feb 2022 13,628 posts	0 Jock Itch Once met a bird with eczema. Had cracking tits.
Diogenes Feb 2022 10:54pm, 11 Feb 2022 67,159 posts	0 Diogenes That’s awful, Jock. It’s funny because it’s true.
cerid Feb 2022 11:01pm, 11 Feb 2022 575 posts	0 cerid Went to the doctor's today, he told me I was going deaf. That news was hard for me to hear. Went to the opticians, they said I needed glasses. I couldn’t see y.
Steve NordRunner Feb 2022 11:37pm, 11 Feb 2022 1,290 posts	0 Steve NordRunner When to the doctors and told her a few forum jokes. I said I have no other symptoms except I've lost my sense of taste.
AndyS Feb 2022 12:29am, 12 Feb 2022 936 posts	0 AndyS Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious, shove a foreign object up my ass and film the whole thing. Or, as my doctor insists on calling it, a Colonoscopy.
richmac Feb 2022 7:58am, 12 Feb 2022 17,653 posts	0 richmac I asked a Scottish guy is he could help me identify the material the case is my radio is made from. He said " Ye ken Wood" " No my Phillips"