Joke of the day........

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AndyS Feb 2022 4:31pm, 14 Feb 2022 944 posts	0 AndyS For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.
One Thousand Odd Spiders Feb 2022 5:10pm, 14 Feb 2022 1,430 posts	0 One Thousand Odd Spiders Properly made me laugh
Jason1969 Feb 2022 9:00pm, 14 Feb 2022 12,911 posts	0 Jason1969 I saw that one earlier but it said uncle not granny.
AndyS Feb 2022 7:26pm, 15 Feb 2022 947 posts	0 AndyS There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of the audience will find this funny.
Diogenes Feb 2022 7:32pm, 15 Feb 2022 67,284 posts	0 Diogenes When it comes to keeping track of the relative sizes of retired French footballers, it’s worth remembering that Emmanuel is Petit but Deschamps is Didier.
dUNKle Feb 2022 10:10pm, 16 Feb 2022 75 posts	0 dUNKle How is that any of their business ? Surely all that matters is can Erik ski ?
Jason1969 Feb 2022 1:14pm, 17 Feb 2022 12,912 posts	0 Jason1969 Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid.
TROSaracen Feb 2022 1:52pm, 17 Feb 2022 24,970 posts	0 TROSaracen “Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. “My friend isn’t breathing,” he shouts into the phone. “What should I do?” “Relax,” the operator tells him. “I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, “OK, now what?””
ThorntonRunner Feb 2022 9:47am, 18 Feb 2022 5,711 posts	0 ThorntonRunner Not saying its windy, but my wheelie bin's on a speed awareness course next Tuesday
57.5 Days of Pain Feb 2022 1:20pm, 18 Feb 2022 8,491 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain Garden clearance sale, be quick or they might be gone! 6 trampolines 18 fence panels various sizes 40 roof tiles Half a shed Contact me for prices. Update Only 4 trampolines 2 have moved on, but new stock is arriving every 5 minutes...