Joke of the day........

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Jan 2022
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Seratonin
A woman goes to the Doctor and says " I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina"
The Doctor has a look and starts laughing and tells her.
"They are not postage stamps they are stickers off bananas"
Jan 2022
9:04pm, 30 Jan 2022
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Seratonin
Jan 2022
10:11pm, 30 Jan 2022
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AndyS
I discovered my first grey pubic hair today but I didn’t freak out.
Can't say the same for everyone else in the lift…
Jan 2022
8:34pm, 31 Jan 2022
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Jock Itch
Our local auctioneer has passed away.

He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40.
Feb 2022
3:15pm, 1 Feb 2022
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Dvorak
There's a new Christian restaurant opened up the road from me, "The Lord Giveth".

Also does takeaway.
Feb 2022
3:04pm, 2 Feb 2022
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Dvorak
Tequila! Schnapps! Sambuca!

I'm calling the shots today.
Feb 2022
7:08pm, 2 Feb 2022
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swittle
:) ^
Feb 2022
7:22pm, 2 Feb 2022
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Mushroom
Feb 2022
8:28pm, 2 Feb 2022
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Jock Itch
I’ve started a dating app for chickens.

It’s not my main job though, just to makes hens meet.
Feb 2022
11:39am, 3 Feb 2022
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Old Croc
Breaking News:

Milli Vanilli have just asked Spotify to remove music by other artists.

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