Joke of the day........

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Mushroom Jan 2022 10:33am, 24 Jan 2022 2,144 posts	0 Mushroom I heard about another guy who got a vacuum cleaner stuck up his arse. Last I heard, he was picking up nicely..
Diogenes Jan 2022 12:56pm, 24 Jan 2022 66,572 posts	0 Diogenes Did you hear about the Chinese guy who got his knob stuck in a blender? Brenda's husband was furious
Dooogs Jan 2022 5:57pm, 24 Jan 2022 8,131 posts	0 Dooogs That's the old pickle slicer joke with an East Asian twist...
JRitchie Jan 2022 8:38pm, 24 Jan 2022 2,828 posts	0 JRitchie Reminds me of the story about the Norse God who came to earth and had his way with a young virgin. Wracked with guilt and shame he admitted to the girl that he was Thor. “Tho am I, but wathunt it thooper” she replied.
Seratonin Jan 2022 10:59pm, 24 Jan 2022 37,162 posts	0 Seratonin Joke above reminded me of this one: A bloke was out walking the red light district and met a particularly stunning lass. He asked her how much she charged. "£15.00" she replied. Astonished, he said "Blimey! That's cheap!" "Yes" she told him "It's because I don't have a womb" "Really? How are we going to manage then" he asked cautiously. "We're going to go down the woad and do it against the wailings"
DeeGee Jan 2022 8:56am, 25 Jan 2022 21,684 posts	0 DeeGee Staff at Number 10 held a birthday party for the Prime Minister during lockdown. The PM didn't realise what was going on though, he just thought everyone was washing their hands.
Groundhog Jan 2022 3:48pm, 26 Jan 2022 3,550 posts	0 Groundhog
Crash Hamster Jan 2022 10:33pm, 26 Jan 2022 1,000 posts	0 Crash Hamster If you're struggling for gift ideas next Christmas, give curtains. The present they'll enjoy opening every morning.
Steve NordRunner Jan 2022 11:19am, 27 Jan 2022 1,232 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Like they say in the cat rescue: remember, a curtain is not just for christmas. Or at least that's what I think they said.
Angus Clydesdale Jan 2022 12:04pm, 27 Jan 2022 24,206 posts	0 Angus Clydesdale 101 uses for a dead cat...