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richmac Jan 2022 9:05am, 11 Jan 2022 17,280 posts	0 richmac If you think it's cold here at the moment, try living in Argentina, that place is always bordering on Chile.
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2022 10:35am, 11 Jan 2022 8,334 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain 57.5 Days of Pain Have you been looking at old 1970’s student Rag Mags? 😉 I got it from an old college mate, he was probably perusing an early 80s copy!
colindglen Jan 2022 11:53am, 12 Jan 2022 2,570 posts	0 colindglen I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out. As we plummeted he said "So how long have you been an instructor?"
mr d Jan 2022 12:46am, 17 Jan 2022 5,681 posts	0 mr d Djokovic saga a huge waste of time after a lot of back and forth, but that’s tennis for you.
Mozzer Jan 2022 12:51pm, 17 Jan 2022 51 posts	0 Mozzer I went to the cinema last night. The man in front of me had his dog with him. the dog seemed really engrossed in the film. When it ended I said to the owner "this might seem weird, but your dog seemed to really enjoy that". "Yes" he replied, "I was surprised too, as he hated the book!
Muttley Jan 2022 8:54am, 19 Jan 2022 1,309 posts	0 Muttley
Jock Itch Jan 2022 10:17pm, 19 Jan 2022 13,616 posts	0 Jock Itch If you ever date a dominatrix, never ever suggest it's time to hit the sack.
Mountkeen Jan 2022 3:03pm, 20 Jan 2022 490 posts	0 Mountkeen On the Old West, they would mount a lantern on their horses for traveling at night. It was the first form of saddle-light navigation.
mr d Jan 2022 4:18pm, 20 Jan 2022 5,687 posts	0 mr d Government set to miss broadband rollout targets, despite massive dongle installed at No 10.
Jock Itch Jan 2022 4:44pm, 20 Jan 2022 13,617 posts	0 Jock Itch I spent all my cash renting a limo and it didn't come with a driver. Wasted all that money and nothing to chauffeur it.