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Joke of the day........

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Muttley Nov 2022 10:00am, 26 Nov 2022 2,044 posts	0 Muttley I bumped into a dalek today. It looked lost and asked me the way home. "Where's home mate?" I said. "Devon mate" it answered. "But where in Devon mate?" I wanted to know. "Exeter mate Exeter mate Exeter mate" it said.
Jason1969 Nov 2022 6:38pm, 26 Nov 2022 12,941 posts	0 Jason1969 I've just heard the first joke about tantric sex. It's been a long time coming.
mr d Nov 2022 10:48pm, 26 Nov 2022 6,037 posts	0 mr d Someone suggested I go naked running. It's only when I called him from the police station I realised that I was only meant to take off the tech.
Mountkeen Nov 2022 4:29pm, 28 Nov 2022 505 posts	0 Mountkeen I was watching 2 blind guys fighting the other day. Should have seen the look on their faces when I said "My money's on the one with the knife!"
Jock Itch Nov 2022 8:54pm, 28 Nov 2022 13,793 posts	0 Jock Itch People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. Well take a look at me now.
PK Nov 2022 10:10pm, 28 Nov 2022 1,206 posts	0 PK I laughed at Jocks joke......against all odds
GordonG Nov 2022 10:13pm, 28 Nov 2022 9,480 posts	0 GordonG I'm sure Jock's told that joke before. Do you remember?
Derby Tup Nov 2022 10:17pm, 28 Nov 2022 57,468 posts	0 Derby Tup I didn’t like the joke at first, but think it’s really great now. Sometimes, you can’t hurry love
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2022 11:28pm, 28 Nov 2022 10,378 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain There are a lot of bad puns in the air tonight.
Nellers Nov 2022 6:48am, 29 Nov 2022 39,966 posts	0 Nellers If you read all of Jock’s previous jokes you can totally see the genesis of this one.