Joke of the day........

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dUNKle Nov 2022 4:10pm, 23 Nov 2022 80 posts	0 dUNKle Just found a bird in garden that can predict the future. Turns out it’s an omen pigeon
Jock Itch Nov 2022 8:27pm, 23 Nov 2022 13,787 posts	0 Jock Itch Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Jock Itch Nov 2022 8:55pm, 23 Nov 2022 13,788 posts	0 Jock Itch A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Red Squirrel Nov 2022 9:08pm, 23 Nov 2022 22,520 posts	0 Red Squirrel Jock, I love your jokes. You're like a more edgy version of Tommy Cooper.
Bazoaxe Nov 2022 9:11pm, 23 Nov 2022 23,982 posts	0 Bazoaxe Jocky Itcher. So to speak.
Jock Itch Nov 2022 6:55am, 24 Nov 2022 13,789 posts	0 Jock Itch
Fenland Flier Nov 2022 11:02am, 24 Nov 2022 7,586 posts	0 Fenland Flier I go out to run for enjoyment. It's my wife's enjoyment though.
DocM Nov 2022 11:54am, 24 Nov 2022 46,789 posts	0 DocM I have a very small pet salamander called Tiny. He’s my newt.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2022 12:59pm, 24 Nov 2022 2,264 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I go out to run for enjoyment... I go out to run to stay slightly fitter than a butcher's dog. Ever since my neighbour the butcher adopted a dog, the start of all my runs has been stressful.
Derby Tup Nov 2022 8:08pm, 24 Nov 2022 57,422 posts	0 Derby Tup