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mr d Nov 2022 8:35pm, 20 Nov 2022 6,031 posts	0 mr d In honour of this thread Qatari Air have re-branded as Air Qatar.
mr d Nov 2022 8:43pm, 20 Nov 2022 6,032 posts	0 mr d Also, I'm in a Heavy Metal band, I play lead.
Derby Tup Nov 2022 8:46pm, 20 Nov 2022 57,373 posts	0 Derby Tup I’ve been playing triangle in the local reggae band. I just stand at the back and ting
Badger Nov 2022 8:54pm, 20 Nov 2022 15,756 posts	0 Badger It’s just all crotchety old blokes in here at the moment, isn’t it? Or are you just feeling a bit highly strung? Don’t mean to pick on you.
Groundhog Nov 2022 12:52pm, 21 Nov 2022 4,992 posts	0 Groundhog Have you heard about the fans who have prepared their house to get into the World Cup spirit? They locked up some immigrants in their basement and took their passports away until it’s fully converted to a man cave to watch the games in.
Groundhog Nov 2022 12:59pm, 21 Nov 2022 4,993 posts	0 Groundhog Brazil just finished playing Serbia in the World Cup, a little fan runs up to Neymar after the match waving a piece of paper to get an autograph. Neymar says, “Sure, do you have a pen?” The kid replies, “I’ll get one,” and throws himself on the ground and starts rolling around, holding his knee and crying. Neymar says, “You said you were getting a pen.” “Well, it works for you,” replied the kid.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2022 1:37pm, 21 Nov 2022 10,313 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Have you heard about the fans who have prepared their house to get into the World Cup spirit? They locked up some immigrants in their basement and took their passports away until it’s fully converted to a man cave to watch the games in. I'm doing my bit to fit in by having no Budweiser anywhere near the place.
Mushroom Nov 2022 7:54pm, 21 Nov 2022 2,581 posts	0 Mushroom I'm currently seeing Dr Awkward about my obsession with palindromes.
K5 Gus Nov 2022 9:45pm, 21 Nov 2022 5,510 posts	0 K5 Gus Wow
fetcheveryone Nov 2022 9:51pm, 21 Nov 2022 28,394 posts	0 fetcheveryone When the Doctor asked what time you’d like your appointment, did you say “At noon, ta”?