Joke of the day........

1 lurker | 506 watchers

Jock Itch Nov 2022 6:29pm, 19 Nov 2022 13,784 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I actually stopped after going once… ...going twice…
Jock Itch Nov 2022 6:47pm, 19 Nov 2022 13,785 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife asked if I wanted to start doing yoga with her. I said that puts me in an awkward position.
Jock Itch Nov 2022 7:00pm, 19 Nov 2022 13,786 posts	0 Jock Itch A bloke in the the pub last night asked me to name three Qatar players. I said Eric Clapton, Mark Knopfler and Jimi Hendrix.
swittle Nov 2022 12:14am, 20 Nov 2022 92,488 posts	0 swittle Are you stringing us along, Jock?
Gogsy! Nov 2022 2:56am, 20 Nov 2022 598 posts	0 Gogsy! It struck a chord with me …
Gogsy! Nov 2022 3:10am, 20 Nov 2022 599 posts	0 Gogsy! but we needn’t fret about it.
The Terminator Nov 2022 7:22am, 20 Nov 2022 9,046 posts	0 The Terminator Harry Maguire has said he is not sure how he feels about Qatar but did try violin in school.
richmac Nov 2022 7:23am, 20 Nov 2022 20,207 posts	0 richmac I picked up in those gags.
GordonG Nov 2022 8:00am, 20 Nov 2022 9,463 posts	0 GordonG I think we should sound a note of caution
richmac Nov 2022 8:38am, 20 Nov 2022 20,211 posts	0 richmac Is that a strap line?

About This Thread

Maintained by PhatButFit