Joke of the day........

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Sigh Nov 2022 11:25am, 7 Nov 2022 17,552 posts	0 Sigh I saw an Elbow tribute band last night called Arse, to be honest I couldn’t tell the difference.
AndyS Nov 2022 11:30am, 7 Nov 2022 1,628 posts	0 AndyS My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!" I know he means well.
wardi Nov 2022 12:54pm, 7 Nov 2022 100 posts	0 wardi I've just been invited to the Xmas party of the All England Heckling Society. They have advised me to take my own boos.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2022 11:06pm, 7 Nov 2022 2,179 posts	0 Steve NordRunner That's odd, the one at the urology lab said on no account bring your own bottle.
Chrisity Nov 2022 11:30pm, 7 Nov 2022 20,934 posts	0 Chrisity I was invited to a "Come as you are" party. So I came as a ziggurat
Stander Nov 2022 8:13am, 8 Nov 2022 51 posts	0 Stander I went to a fancy dress party in just my underpants. When asked was I was, I answered "I'm here as premature ejaculation. I've just come in my pants"
richmac Nov 2022 8:21am, 8 Nov 2022 20,142 posts	0 richmac I went to a fancy dress party giving my girlfriend a piggy back. 'what have you come as?' they asked 'a teenage mutant ninja turtle' 'that's a shit costume, who's that on your back?' 'Michelle'
Jock Itch Nov 2022 10:21am, 8 Nov 2022 13,779 posts	0 Jock Itch I went to a fancy dress party as come on Eileen.
GordonG Nov 2022 10:40am, 8 Nov 2022 9,440 posts	0 GordonG [i don't get the ziggurat joke. you went to a party as a large Mesopotamian building?]
George Smiley Nov 2022 10:54am, 8 Nov 2022 221 posts	0 George Smiley I think U R close there Gordon