Joke of the day........

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7:04pm, 1 Nov 2022
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mr d
2 nuns in the bath. 1st nun , "where's the soap?" 2nd nun, "it does, doesn't it."Always a school favourite!


Still remember where I was in school when I got the joke months after hearing it.
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7:05pm, 1 Nov 2022
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Bazoaxe
Congratulations all, you need to wear the dunces hat now
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Rosehip
2 nuns in the bath. 1st nun , "where's the soap?" 2nd nun, "it does, doesn't it."Always a school favourite!

Still remember where I was in school when I got the joke months after hearing it.


When you go to a girl’s school called Nonsuch, whose motto ‘serve god and be cheerful’ meant our nickname was ‘the gay nuns’, you get told that a lot by lads thinking they’re clever …
Nov 2022
7:15pm, 1 Nov 2022
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mr d
Congratulations all, you need to wear the dunces hat now


Speaking from experience? 😉
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7:31pm, 1 Nov 2022
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Bazoaxe
Congratulations all, you need to wear the dunces hat now Speaking from experience? 😉


Is that why they call you mr d ;-)
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7:35pm, 1 Nov 2022
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richmac
I noticed some guy wearing a hat with ear flaps hanging around the bottom of the garden on a regular basis, then I saw him in the supermarket and outside my work so I left him a note

'Deer stalker.....'
Nov 2022
9:31pm, 1 Nov 2022
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Seratonin
Crikey! These awful hat jokes have left me feeling flat and want to top myself!
Nov 2022
10:02pm, 1 Nov 2022
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mr d
Congratulations all, you need to wear the dunces hat now Speaking from experience? 😉 Is that why they call you mr d


Think this reply is just to set you up for a hat-trick.
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10:06pm, 1 Nov 2022
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mr d
Last night I got sosick of trick or treaters that I turned all the lights off and pretended I wasn't in.

Today I was sacked from my job as a lighthouse keeper.
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10:07pm, 1 Nov 2022
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mr d
*so sick

Get me that hat Bazoaxe.

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