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3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Nov 2022 12:31pm, 1 Nov 2022 19,538 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) I'm brimming over with resentment for Mountkeen about the feeble attempts to top the original joke.
colindglen Nov 2022 1:00pm, 1 Nov 2022 3,205 posts	0 colindglen put a cap on these jokes please
JCB Nov 2022 1:05pm, 1 Nov 2022 3,622 posts	0 JCB Napoleon’s chef always had to bicorne for evening meals.
Steve NordRunner Nov 2022 1:14pm, 1 Nov 2022 2,139 posts	0 Steve NordRunner … and Napolean always in turn insisted his cockney chef wore a hat - a toque on of respect, as a kind of tit for tat.
colindglen Nov 2022 1:15pm, 1 Nov 2022 3,207 posts	0 colindglen I think these jokes are going to bobble along for a while
Nicholls595 Nov 2022 1:20pm, 1 Nov 2022 29,869 posts	0 Nicholls595 .. no I suspect they've peaked
JCB Nov 2022 1:23pm, 1 Nov 2022 3,623 posts	0 JCB It mitre been a bad idea to head in this direction
57.5 Degrees of Pain Nov 2022 1:27pm, 1 Nov 2022 10,093 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain The quality of humour here this lunchtime is beret poor. I'm going to ignore the thread and enjoy my pork pie.
Jock Itch Nov 2022 1:51pm, 1 Nov 2022 13,777 posts	0 Jock Itch Two Eygptians met at the shopping centre, and one said to the other: "I can't remember your name, but your Fez is familiar."
richmac Nov 2022 7:03pm, 1 Nov 2022 20,113 posts	0 richmac We'd best beret these gags