Joke of the day........

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Fields Oct 2022 10:44am, 24 Oct 2022 7,105 posts	0 Fields Whenever I fly anywhere I always make sure I turn left upon boarding by walking onto the plane backwards
Mountkeen Oct 2022 3:55pm, 24 Oct 2022 500 posts	0 Mountkeen I don't know how to act my age - I've never been this old before.
Mushroom Oct 2022 8:25pm, 24 Oct 2022 2,559 posts	0 Mushroom Everyone seems to be sharing apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow...
Mushroom Oct 2022 8:26pm, 24 Oct 2022 2,560 posts	0 Mushroom What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
Mountkeen Oct 2022 11:32am, 25 Oct 2022 501 posts	0 Mountkeen It's a momentous day today in the political life of our nation It's the first time Goldman Sachs will have a PM
57.5 Degrees of Pain Oct 2022 4:30pm, 25 Oct 2022 10,059 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain It's a momentous day today in the political life of our nation It's the first time Goldman Sachs will have a PM First time the PM's family have more money than the Treasury.
Jock Itch Oct 2022 7:25am, 26 Oct 2022 13,768 posts	0 Jock Itch A man carrying wooden posts and a roll of barbed wire tried to enter the Olympic Stadium. When questioned by security, he said he was part of the Great Britain Fencing team.
AndyS Oct 2022 2:33pm, 26 Oct 2022 1,613 posts	0 AndyS I've decided to sell my hand puppet collection. I'm not asking a lot; I just want someone to take them off my hands.
AndyS Oct 2022 6:47pm, 26 Oct 2022 1,616 posts	0 AndyS My friend tells me he's planning on writing a film set on allotment. He just needs to find a decent plot.
Jock Itch Oct 2022 10:24pm, 26 Oct 2022 13,770 posts	0 Jock Itch Sad news from the world of tennis. The man who devised the pairs game has died. RIP Mick Stubbles.