Joke of the day........

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mr d Oct 2022 8:50pm, 16 Oct 2022 5,950 posts	0 mr d Wrong thread, but my best joke yet.
Jason1969 Oct 2022 9:27pm, 16 Oct 2022 12,939 posts	0 Jason1969 I've been buying guns from a tyrannosaurus rex. He's a small arms dealer.
Ron Burgundy Oct 2022 10:20pm, 16 Oct 2022 1,293 posts	0 Ron Burgundy Why did Pavlov have such soft hair? He conditioned it
Steve NordRunner Oct 2022 10:35pm, 16 Oct 2022 2,048 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Please, no jokes about Pavlov's name ringing a bell or some such - you'll only give Ron positive reinforcement.
DocM Oct 2022 7:49am, 17 Oct 2022 46,609 posts	0 DocM Hi Ron.
Jock Itch Oct 2022 8:26am, 17 Oct 2022 13,763 posts	0 Jock Itch Anus
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Oct 2022 1:40pm, 17 Oct 2022 19,372 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) [There's a crossover/mashup joke about Quasimodo and Pavlov and the face ringing a bell in there somewhere....]
GordonG Oct 2022 1:44pm, 17 Oct 2022 9,374 posts	0 GordonG (To be said in a Scottish accent) Is Pavlov the guy who invented the cake, or a meringue?
Stander Oct 2022 3:54pm, 17 Oct 2022 46 posts	0 Stander I've been on holiday for two weeks. It is actually worth going back and looking at the 119 unread posts? Knowing you lot, I suspect not.
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) Oct 2022 5:15pm, 17 Oct 2022 19,378 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) [I wouldn't bother, Stander!]