Joke of the day........

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GordonG Oct 2022 12:35pm, 13 Oct 2022 9,359 posts	0 GordonG It's the sales assistant in the shoe shop I feel most sorry for
Jock Itch Oct 2022 3:48pm, 13 Oct 2022 13,760 posts	0 Jock Itch The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
AndyS Oct 2022 3:43pm, 14 Oct 2022 1,593 posts	0 AndyS Apparently, Kwarteng had trouble getting a flight back. Nobody wanted him anywhere near either business or the economy.
HappyG(rrr) Oct 2022 3:58pm, 14 Oct 2022 44,314 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) I thought jelly's "I only know one joke and it's a bit outdated now" was a reference to Kwarteng or Truss and their length of tenure at the top of government. In which case, best joke on the thread award. G
richmac Oct 2022 4:02pm, 14 Oct 2022 19,986 posts	0 richmac How many chancellors does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, light bulbs last longer
Jock Itch Oct 2022 8:06pm, 14 Oct 2022 13,762 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. “OK,”I said, “Alpaca my bags”.
DocM Oct 2022 6:52pm, 15 Oct 2022 46,588 posts	0 DocM did she drive off in the Jaguar?
um Oct 2022 6:54pm, 15 Oct 2022 6,626 posts	0 um Chile atmosphere at home?
DocM Oct 2022 7:03pm, 15 Oct 2022 46,592 posts	0 DocM toucan play at that game
Nicholls595 Oct 2022 7:07pm, 15 Oct 2022 29,787 posts	0 Nicholls595 Let's hope these South American animal puns tapir off soon