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Mountkeen Oct 2022 9:05am, 10 Oct 2022 499 posts	0 Mountkeen My next-door neighbour has taken up taxidermy and bomb-making as hobbies He's making his wife an otter she can't defuse
Bazoaxe Oct 2022 12:26pm, 10 Oct 2022 23,719 posts	0 Bazoaxe
Jock Itch Oct 2022 12:46pm, 10 Oct 2022 13,758 posts	0 Jock Itch I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Steve NordRunner Oct 2022 2:01pm, 10 Oct 2022 2,023 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Hey, no pawn jokes on this thread, please.
Nicholls595 Oct 2022 2:08pm, 10 Oct 2022 29,772 posts	0 Nicholls595 Yeah, come on mate
jda Oct 2022 2:15pm, 10 Oct 2022 13,548 posts	0 jda I can do chess puns all knight.
GordonG Oct 2022 2:18pm, 10 Oct 2022 9,354 posts	0 GordonG Rook at all you lot making chess puns
bigleggy Oct 2022 2:36pm, 10 Oct 2022 7,053 posts	0 bigleggy Mate !! give it a rest will ya
bigleggy Oct 2022 2:36pm, 10 Oct 2022 7,054 posts	0 bigleggy Oh , Nicholls has already made that pun hangs head in shame
HappyG(rrr) Oct 2022 2:39pm, 10 Oct 2022 44,227 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) You should have checked, bigleggy !