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Weean Oct 2022 7:45pm, 5 Oct 2022 1,737 posts	0 Weean I've been asking around what does IDK mean? Everyone’s saying I don’t know so it’s a bit of a mystery...
dUNKle Oct 2022 7:39am, 8 Oct 2022 79 posts	0 dUNKle Bloody printer. No matter how much paper I put in it just kept repeating “I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough” Seems it was in depeche mode !
Surrey Phil Oct 2022 11:14am, 8 Oct 2022 8,559 posts	0 Surrey Phil After being bitten by numerous midges on his estate, John Travolta became unwell. Doctors are treating him for gnat fever.
Red Squirrel Oct 2022 5:21pm, 8 Oct 2022 22,417 posts	0 Red Squirrel Groan
AndyS Oct 2022 6:45pm, 8 Oct 2022 1,572 posts	0 AndyS I've submitted an academic paper about waterside structures to allow access to boats. It’s awaiting pier review.
um Oct 2022 7:12pm, 8 Oct 2022 6,582 posts	0 um Have you got any moor like that Andy?
Derby Tup Oct 2022 7:17pm, 8 Oct 2022 57,020 posts	0 Derby Tup I unspectacular he’s got the waterside / boat theme gags tied up
Red Squirrel Oct 2022 7:57pm, 8 Oct 2022 22,420 posts	0 Red Squirrel I'm harbouring dark thoughts about that joke.
richmac Oct 2022 8:26pm, 8 Oct 2022 19,934 posts	0 richmac I've got a cob on about these harbour jokes.
JRitchie Oct 2022 8:30pm, 8 Oct 2022 3,426 posts	0 JRitchie Let’s jeetyson any more talk about harbours.