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Seratonin Oct 2022 8:49pm, 3 Oct 2022 40,462 posts	0 Seratonin I think that Coolio looked a little pasty the last time I saw him
Jock Itch Oct 2022 9:11pm, 3 Oct 2022 13,755 posts	0 Jock Itch I like the Balding joke it's good to be bald
Big Al Widepants Oct 2022 7:51pm, 4 Oct 2022 4,764 posts	0 Big Al Widepants The casting director naively imagined I’d played a rogue agent the day before. But I wasn’t Bourne yesterday.
richmac Oct 2022 8:17pm, 4 Oct 2022 19,907 posts	0 richmac In a gang related burial ritual Coolio was embalmed with tropical birds in his eye sockets. He'll always have a gangsters paroteyes.
GordonG Oct 2022 9:19pm, 4 Oct 2022 9,346 posts	0 GordonG Coolio... buried with his two favourite betting accessories... always have a gambler's pair of dice [can't be bothered to add all the rest of it]
AndyS Oct 2022 9:53am, 5 Oct 2022 1,562 posts	0 AndyS I went fishing recently and used liquorice as bait. I caught all sorts!
K5 Gus Oct 2022 1:15pm, 5 Oct 2022 5,417 posts	0 K5 Gus Just had two police officers at my front door. They asked me, “Are you familiar with the letters HB?” I said, “No, I’m not.” “How about LS?” they asked. I replied, “No.” Then they asked, “What about JD?” I said, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?” They said, “No, these are just initial inquiries.”
daz1927 Oct 2022 1:38pm, 5 Oct 2022 6,053 posts	0 daz1927 I'm lucky enough to have put on a good layer of fat over the pandemic. Now I don't need to turn on my heating.
daz1927 Oct 2022 1:39pm, 5 Oct 2022 6,054 posts	0 daz1927 Women are like spiders. I don't mind the petite ones that don't cause a fuss but the big hairy ones can sod off.
Steve NordRunner Oct 2022 3:51pm, 5 Oct 2022 2,001 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Women … the big hairy ones can sod off. We already know you have a thing about balding.