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Joke of the day........

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Mountkeen
Free to a good home. Sooty, Sweep and Sue glove puppets.

No cash wanted, I just want to get them off my hands.
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10:36am, 26 Sep 2022
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Mushroom
I accidentally swallowed some food colouring yesterday. I went to see the doctor, who told me I was okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside..
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10:36am, 26 Sep 2022
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Mushroom
A mime artist broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. He still has the right to remain silent...
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11:08am, 26 Sep 2022
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swittle
A chucklesome trio, Mushroom :)
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Jock Itch
anus
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mr d
Latest on Exchange rate collapse from Liz Truss.

"It's not the first time Kwasi has given me a weak pound."
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4:25pm, 26 Sep 2022
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Eynsham Red
[^^^ Titters 🤭]
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Derby Tup
Fnarr fnarr
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Bazoaxe
Is that mr daz?
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7:39pm, 26 Sep 2022
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JRitchie
50 cent the US rap artist is to be rebranded for his UK fans as one pound

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