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AndyS Sep 2022 10:11am, 27 Sep 2022 1,535 posts	0 AndyS Apparently, this isn't the first time that Kwasi Kwarteng has give Liz Truss a weak pound.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2022 10:41am, 27 Sep 2022 9,870 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Apparently, this isn't the first time that Kwasi Kwarteng has give Liz Truss a weak pound. There's an echo in here... 😉
jda Sep 2022 11:48am, 27 Sep 2022 13,480 posts	0 jda Yes, he's done it quite a few times. And it might not be the last time that he gives her a weak pound.
AndyS Sep 2022 12:34pm, 27 Sep 2022 1,536 posts	0 AndyS There's an echo in here... 😉 If a fetchie tells a joke in a forum, and another doesn't see it, does it make a sound?🤣
AndyS Sep 2022 12:35pm, 27 Sep 2022 1,537 posts	0 AndyS Say what you like about the Tories, but they've done wonders for the physical strength of the nation. Under the last Labour government, it would take two adults to carry £50 worth of shopping - now, a toddler can do it!
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2022 1:05pm, 27 Sep 2022 9,871 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain Say what you like about the Tories, but they've done wonders for the physical strength of the nation. Under the last Labour government, it would take two adults to carry £50 worth of shopping - now, a toddler can do it! Solid new material AndyS!
AndyS Sep 2022 4:24pm, 29 Sep 2022 1,542 posts	0 AndyS An individual was involved in 8 car crashes in as many different counties this morning - sources say that she is claiming to be the Prime Minister.
Stander Sep 2022 7:52am, 30 Sep 2022 45 posts	0 Stander Henry Winkler was flying from New York to LA when an airplane stewardess approached him. She asked "Would you like some headphones? "Henry smiled and replied, "Of course My Dear, by the way, it's pronounced Fonz."
Fenland Flier Sep 2022 9:01am, 30 Sep 2022 6,952 posts	0 Fenland Flier Heeyyyyyyyyyy
daz1927 Oct 2022 4:42pm, 2 Oct 2022 6,048 posts	0 daz1927 Any one else see the irony of people who live just outside London complaining they couldn't get a train to London so they could run 26 miles when they got there?