Joke of the day........

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Steve NordRunner Oct 2022 5:27pm, 17 Oct 2022 2,058 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Depends whether you are looking for gold nuggets or crude oil.
Derby Tup Oct 2022 6:45pm, 17 Oct 2022 57,108 posts	0 Derby Tup I've been on holiday for two weeks. It is actually worth going back and looking at the 119 unread posts? Knowing you lot, I suspect not. This is worse than dad’s, oops, fax’s, err, daz’s over-used Moderator gag that no-one understands
Jock Itch Oct 2022 9:57pm, 17 Oct 2022 13,764 posts	0 Jock Itch My mate David had his ID stolen... I now call him Dav
Jock Itch Oct 2022 3:55pm, 18 Oct 2022 13,765 posts	0 Jock Itch My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances. I said: "There's the door."
Diogenes Oct 2022 3:31pm, 20 Oct 2022 73,656 posts	0 Diogenes Watford need to sack a manager. Downing Street have just equalised.
Stander Oct 2022 3:57pm, 20 Oct 2022 49 posts	0 Stander
DeeGee Oct 2022 4:03pm, 20 Oct 2022 22,186 posts	0 DeeGee Watford need to sack a manager. Downing Street have just equalised. Could be worse. Could have had 4 PMs in a calendar year.
Stander Oct 2022 4:13pm, 20 Oct 2022 50 posts	0 Stander Still time yet......
Sigh Oct 2022 6:36am, 21 Oct 2022 17,240 posts	0 Sigh I split up with my wife when she threw away my deck of cards, my wand and my top hat. At that point I knew the magic had gone.
mr d Oct 2022 9:06am, 21 Oct 2022 5,955 posts	0 mr d There have been 6 PMs since Ipswich Town last beat Norwich City. Luckily Norwich City fans can still count the victories on one hand.