Joke of the day........

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mr d Oct 2022 1:51pm, 30 Oct 2022 5,974 posts	0 mr d So sweet. A lady on the 22:40 to Alicante has just had such a surprise. She sat down and her son walked out the cockpit, in full pilot’s uniform. To say she was shocked was an understatement. Mainly because he’s a bricklayer. Anyway, severe delays while the police arrest him.
Diogenes Oct 2022 11:22am, 31 Oct 2022 73,933 posts	0 Diogenes Two old men sat on a bench in the park. "It's nice out today" says the first one. "Yes" says the second, "I think I'll get mine out as well." (a post by Jock on the mundane thread reminded me of this)
Nicholls595 Oct 2022 11:25am, 31 Oct 2022 29,866 posts	0 Nicholls595 Two old women were walking in the same park. A man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. One of the women had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach.
Bazoaxe Oct 2022 12:15pm, 31 Oct 2022 23,861 posts	0 Bazoaxe Two old men sat on a bench in the park. "It's nice out today" says the first one. "Yes" says the second, "I think I'll get mine out as well." (a post by Jock on the mundane thread reminded me of this) Reminds me of a true story as related by my first manager who was a bit of a lad. Whether or not it was true I dont know. He was dancing with a lady and put something on show before remarking to his dancing partner that 'it is nice out tonight'. She quipped back I cant see cos the curtains are shut.
AndyS Oct 2022 1:20pm, 31 Oct 2022 1,620 posts	0 AndyS A weasel walks into a bar. "What can I get you?", asks the bartender. "Pop" goes the weasel.
bigleggy Oct 2022 3:00pm, 31 Oct 2022 7,064 posts	0 bigleggy Dio your joke reminds me of the classic :- Two old ladies sitting on a bench Lady1 - 'It's windy isn't it ?' Lady2 - 'I thought it was Thursday' Lady1 - 'Oo me too, lets go get a cup of tea' I had several conversation like this with my Dad too
Jock Itch Oct 2022 6:21pm, 31 Oct 2022 13,773 posts	0 Jock Itch My local pub announced a £100 prize for the best Halloween outfit. My wife only went and won it... She wasn't too happy though. She'd only come to pick me up!😬
mr d Oct 2022 7:28pm, 31 Oct 2022 5,981 posts	0 mr d 2 nuns in the bath. 1st nun , "where's the soap?" 2nd nun, "it does, doesn't it."
GordonG Oct 2022 8:02pm, 31 Oct 2022 9,412 posts	0 GordonG lol Jock. I was thinking that you post that joke at this time every year. I just checked back, and you did!!
Jock Itch Nov 2022 8:55am, 1 Nov 2022 13,774 posts	0 Jock Itch without fail !