Joke of the day........

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Nov 2022
10:09am, 1 Nov 2022
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AndyS
Two nuns cycling down the street.
Nun 1: "I've never come this way before"
Nun 2: "Me either - must be the cobbles"
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10:51am, 1 Nov 2022
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
2 nuns in the bath. 1st nun , "where's the soap?" 2nd nun, "it does, doesn't it."
Always a school favourite!
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11:25am, 1 Nov 2022
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Mountkeen
Very ugly scene last night when my new girlfriend, whose best friend had told her that I was a millionaire, found out that I make hats for a living …
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11:41am, 1 Nov 2022
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Diogenes
[braces self for flood of hat jokes]
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11:42am, 1 Nov 2022
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Diogenes
Okay, I'll start.

If she presses charges for misrepresentation, ask for a trilby jury.
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11:54am, 1 Nov 2022
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fetcheveryone
Top hat joke Dio. But we've beanie here before.
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12:04pm, 1 Nov 2022
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George Smiley
You'll just have to find another way to bowler over
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12:09pm, 1 Nov 2022
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Surrey Phil
In some countries, you could end up in a fedora court for that.
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12:22pm, 1 Nov 2022
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Nellers
Panama. for example?
um
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12:23pm, 1 Nov 2022
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um
I don't understand these, most are going over my head.

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