Nov 2022
10:09am, 1 Nov 2022
1,624 posts
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AndyS
Two nuns cycling down the street. Nun 1: "I've never come this way before" Nun 2: "Me either - must be the cobbles"
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Nov 2022
10:51am, 1 Nov 2022
10,090 posts
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
2 nuns in the bath. 1st nun , "where's the soap?" 2nd nun, "it does, doesn't it." Always a school favourite!
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Nov 2022
11:25am, 1 Nov 2022
502 posts
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Mountkeen
Very ugly scene last night when my new girlfriend, whose best friend had told her that I was a millionaire, found out that I make hats for a living …
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Nov 2022
11:41am, 1 Nov 2022
73,955 posts
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Diogenes
[braces self for flood of hat jokes]
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Nov 2022
11:42am, 1 Nov 2022
73,956 posts
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Diogenes
Okay, I'll start.
If she presses charges for misrepresentation, ask for a trilby jury.
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Nov 2022
11:54am, 1 Nov 2022
28,340 posts
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fetcheveryone
Top hat joke Dio. But we've beanie here before.
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Nov 2022
12:04pm, 1 Nov 2022
219 posts
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George Smiley
You'll just have to find another way to bowler over
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Nov 2022
12:09pm, 1 Nov 2022
8,689 posts
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Surrey Phil
In some countries, you could end up in a fedora court for that.
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Nov 2022
12:22pm, 1 Nov 2022
39,845 posts
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Nellers
Panama. for example?
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Nov 2022
12:23pm, 1 Nov 2022
6,668 posts
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um
I don't understand these, most are going over my head.
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